Poor Mio! She probably doesn’t deserve to be saddled with a sleazebag like BW… unless, of course, she’s into that sort of thing. As we’ll find out next week, she’s more into the heroic types!

I would like to take this opportunity to announce that Bunny Wiggins has won the Bunny Wiggins Comic of the Week Award! They’re good folks at that Bunny Wiggins comic. I’d like to thank me for making it all possible. In addition, thanks to Jesus and other historical figures.* We’ve worked long and hard for this honor, especially for the honor of referring to myself as “we”. Free James Brown!

*Martin VanBuren, Edward I “Longshanks” (King of England), Molly Pitcher, Elias Howe (inventor of the sewing machine), Nikola Tesla, William Pitt (the Elder), Wilbur Wright (but not Orville… it’s a long story) and last but not least, Cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin. You all have a special place in my heart.