First of all, I want to apologize for not getting around to visit you all this week… turns out I’m the latest victim of a bronchitis epidemic that has swept through my wife’s family… consequently, I’ve alternated between sleep, and Robert Caro’s book Master of the Senate... excellent book if you’re a history nerd like me. Any way, I’ll be ’round to see you all soon!

For this week’s update, It’s Paige Blanc, the former ballerina and cuttlery current cuttlery expert – also known as The Cutlass!