A moment of silence for the death of the Zappo. (here is where there would be a montage of scenes with the zappo… pictures of it in high school… on it’s first date… hanging out at the custard stand… graduating college… playing games at the carnival. So many memories.)

The moral of today’s story? You should never cut corners when buying a getaway car… and you should never pursue a foe who can make their vehicle airborne. I suppose this is a lesson some have to learn the hard way. We are all but students in this life…