Die Now, Die Later! Page 5
Oct20
What’s the deal with this shady Kurakowa guy?…and what is Van Schleiser really up to? I can’t tell you that… That would spoil the fun!
What’s the deal with this shady Kurakowa guy?…and what is Van Schleiser really up to? I can’t tell you that… That would spoil the fun!
lf anyone knows why these two individuals before me should not be married, let them speak now so we can pay them off…. Kurakowa may not be such a great dad, but he is good at taking bribes!
He's had lots of practice taking bribes, but he never turns down the chance to get MORE practice. You can never get too good at it!
Stop the wedding!!! I have something to say!!!
Well where's my pay off money Jerry???
I have a paypal account, just send it through that…
Do you accept barter? I have cats and a bunch of old radios… most of them work… the radios, not the cats!
Yowzers! i see why they'll never run out of prospective employees. They have the best benefits on the black market. 🙂
Their healthcare coverage leaves a little bit to be desired though
Hmm…I suppose it is difficult to grow old on this job. 😀
Lets just say that they can offer a really good pension plan, without ever having to worry about paying it out! They also offer a good 401K, but somehow it always ends up getting embezzled… imagine that!
Geez..you just can't find an honest crook anywhere.
Even if they say they are, they're probably lying!
Someone doesn't understand the art of frugality I see! [tsk-tsk] [grin]
It was either bribe Kurakowa, or get a large screen TV… apparently this won out. What you don't see, is all of the time VS spends clipping coupons to save up that kind of money!
I guess a little extra money helps to grease the wedding along. But I wonder why marrying off BW is such a priority?
Good Question!… Could it it be part of a nefarious plan? Highly likely!
I am thinking the Love Match guy won't be happy…
I still haven't paid Michelle's Dad the marriage dowry yet. After 15 years of marriage I think the 2 cows & 1 goat may have attracted quite a bit of interest.
2 cows and a goat are a kings' ransom, sir! 😀
Sad to say I haven't paid the dowry yet, either. Going back to what I said to earlier (sort of), I gave my in-laws two of our cats… that's something. It's been four years of marriage for us… and about seven years of shacking up before that. Not really sure how the dowry thing works… maybe I'll get a bill in the mail, or, alternately, an unfriendly visit from my brother-in-law!
Bunny's just thanking his lucky stars that rabbits aren't endangered!
It's always better to be the guest at the wedding dinner than the meal!
Yeah, we have three of those non-working cats. You'd think they'd go out and get a job to put kitty chow on the table, but instead, they choose the good life!
Yep thats wot kats ar lyk. Luky us dogz werk hard to mayk up for it & leep the balans ov the yoonyverss
Welcome Dixie, and congratulations on being the first pooch to comment on one of my sites. Keeping the balance of the universe is a tough charge to keep, and I salute you. Thank you for your service!
Gosh! Most weddings the choices are fish or chicken!
Sometimes, a stack of cash will increase the meal options. I would still prefer pizza, but it seems to be "frowned upon" at weddings. sigh.